I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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