I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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