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(703): View more from Virginia

There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....

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(314): View more from Missouri

I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...

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(216): View more from Ohio

Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?

(1-216): View more from Ohio

Lol no its called college

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(650): View more from California

im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?

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Eco-friendly.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other

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(302): View more from Delaware

NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.

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(850): View more from Florida

My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container

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(303): View more from Colorado

Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.

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