at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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