tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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