i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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