found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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