my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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