Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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