508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
as a side note pls kill me
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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