two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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