I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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