I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
