The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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