Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
