Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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