i don't like sucking hair
she was so not down for the gang bang
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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