She said her name was "party"
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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