I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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