i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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