For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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