new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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