Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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