Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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