At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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