I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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