He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
