Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
a search helicopter?!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
