Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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