So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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