Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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