I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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