So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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