just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
