it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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