Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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