porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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