Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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