i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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