beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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