You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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