I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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