My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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