brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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