Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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