Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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