I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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