I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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