covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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