I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Green mimosas i think yes
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
