I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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