Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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