I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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