I just cut my nipple shaving
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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