Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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