This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
So. Much. Porn.
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